I think that if Google was actually bound to drift away from its "Don't Be Evil" motto towards some more cosmic grand plan, the following would inevitably happen:
- Google would buy T.G.I. Friday's but instead of renaming it GoogleRestaurant, as logic suggests, would simply redefine the acronym as "Thanks Google It's Friday",
- Google would buy Godiva but instead of logically renaming it GoogleChocolate, would rebrand it as Googleiva,
- Google would become the official sponsor of The Young Gods, but only if they accept the new moniker of The Young Googles.