Thursday, August 17, 2006

Ban the Nocturnal Gnome!

This is war time, we will not take it anymore! Read my lips: transparently subversive and constantly deceiving actions will not remain unpunished. We will strike fearlessly and get revenge of this odious and hateful rampage:

Yes, Mr. Knitty Knotty, your days are counted! Soon your nocturnal gnomic activities of wire knotting and knitting will be over. The people of Earth can not stand you anymore: your mischievousness, all devoted to mess up our computer connectivity while we are asleep, is coming to an end.

While the world goes wireless, you, Mr. Knitty Knotty, are entering oblivion. You will not be regretted. So long.